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zeldathemes

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

image

psychedelicsnake:

Is this Five Nights at Freddy’s?

psychedelicsnake:

Is this Five Nights at Freddy’s?

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

nerdology:

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone could start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

Important.

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

  #omg yes  

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF